p1: “You can’t just stand there and let them do it”
p2: “Who says I can’t”
p1: “The law for one, it’s just not right”
p2: “Aww, give it a rest, don’t whimp out on me.”
p1: “I’m not, I’m on your side”
p2: “You’re such a dork”
p1: “Now look I don’t deserve that”
p2: “But you are, you know it”
p1: “Regardless, don’t shove it in my face”
p2: “OK, OK, relax, calm down”
p1: “I’m calm, I’m calm, you’re the one whose gotta go stop ’em”
p2: “I’ll do it, but they’re not gonna like it”
p1: “Then do it”
p2: “Alright, geez, you’re pushy”
p1: “Yeah, but that’s what you love about me”
p2: “Shush, they might hear”
